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GOT IT GOIN’ ON, CHICKEN PARMESAN

Sometimes a remake of an old classic is exactly what a franchise needs.  Like Oceans Eleven, the chicken parmesan model is in dire need of a makeover.  You don’t want your date passing out head first...

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LET MY LEMON CHICKEN PASTA GO!

Yeah, you heard me!  Take your hands off my chicken breasts and amscray!  You don’t see me walking around all cavalier and fondling other people’s breasts.  What?  Well that was consensual! Very very...

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BROTHEL BROCCOLI BREAK

When your pad starts to seem like a whorehouse with all the coming and going and more coming, it’s best to treat your body right. At least once in a while anyway. I’m all for the rock ‘n roll...

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CTB RECIPE CHALLENGE: VOTE TO BANG

I was originally only going to pick my  five favorite RECIPE CHALLENGE submissions. But there were so many outstanding entries that a few warmed over my cold heart made of steel and wire. So six of my...

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PAD SEE OOH BABY!

Thai me up, Thai me down, Thai one on! That’s right!  You know how to do what you do so do it.  Ooh ooh, baby, do it one more time.  I can’t get enough of your tasty taste.  It’s so exotic, so...

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WINTER VEGGIE STIR-FRY ORGY

Winter vegetables are way kinkier than anyone credits them for.  It’s sort of like the meek librarian who sluts it up in Vegas or the mild-mannered accountant that spends his lunch hour at a dominatrix...

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ROCKS OFF DETOX BROCCOLI SOUP

Cooking to Bang can often lead to some nasty habits like drinking, fornicating and eating after midnight.  Some scientists claim that indulging your every whim can be harmful to your health. Bully to...

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